- Zero Risk and Plenty of Water

- Will Group Shows Be The Norm In 2026?

- Art World Darwinism

- What is it like to be painted by Zak Smith?

- An Honest Proposal: If You Like Antiretinal Art You’ll Love Prison

- Anj Smith And The Gothic Ghetto

- Has The Trump Administration Warped The Concept Of Villainy?

- Trees as Contemporary Art

- An open letter to the OCMA

- The New Apartment Gallery is now a Multi-Million Dollar House.

- Love at the Art Book Fair

- The art market is down down down.

- Is it really ren faire anymore if you can’t throw sponges at women to win a kiss?

- Machine-Fabrication-As-Art at Night Gallery

- Meet The New Bar (Almost) The Same As The Old Bar

- Artists Are Outsourcing The Only Role Left to Them—That of Creativity

- This Art Isn’t That Bad, I Just Have Better Things To Do

- The Rise of Nouveau Conceptual Art

- Is The Palestinian Conflict The Secret Reason For The Art Market’s Dive?

- Why Does the Art World Want to be So Boring?

- The Winds

- The First Beautiful Image of 2025

- I Tried Explaining To My Aunt Why Her Christmas Present Wasn’t Art And She Ended Up Explaining To Me Why Art Wasn’t Art

- The Women Who’ve Made Art Boring

- The Emperor Keeps Having No Clothes

- Where Is Everyone?

- Crossing the Gauntlet…Or Dating In LA

- You’re An Old White Guy That Made Art In The 1960s? No, That’s Not Worth Enough To Show You.

- David Lynch Will Die But What Will Die With Him?

- What I Learned On My Muting Vacation

- The Three Jeffrey’s

- Why Is A Former Guggenheim Curator Bullying A Random Film Critic?

- How Did Popular Things Become Popular?

- Fishnets = Sex + Subversion

- Why is this color associated with the upper class and… the workers who serve them?

- Exploiting Power is the New Pop Art

- Has The Golden Age of Taking Credit For Other People’s Work Ended?

- We Were The Boy Crazy Culture Writers Of Christmas Past.

- Dear Performance Artist: Here’s my advice on how to stop wasting my time.

- LA Loans People To Vegas All The Time, Why Not Art?

- Sex Color Codes of French, German and American Painters

- Richard Serra Is Dead And That Is Sad But He Sucked

- Conceptual Artists Please Stop Painting

